Lepisosteidae

1. How to make a latte.
2. That quads seem to house completely awesome people.
3. That Bank of America is completely useless, and that their hold messages become progressively more annoying the longer you’re on the phone.
4. If you see someone being assaulted, according to the instructions on our rape whistles, it’s a really good idea to open your window, stick your head out, and begin blowing the whistle. You know, as opposed to calling campus 911.
5. Hanging out with people you already know and love is the best possible end to a day, especially a) when they are amazing and b) when they have amazing chairs.
6. ORIENTATION SUCKS.